Geschrieben von Beatrix in Canada am 08.12.2007, 17:49 Uhr |
Best Christmas Cookies Ever :-)
Feliz Navidad Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo 151 Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, and check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the
Cuervo is still OK, try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit,
Pick the frigging fruit off floor.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it
loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Check the Jose Cuervo again jush in case.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS
- Best Christmas Cookies Ever :-) - Beatrix in Canada 08.12.07, 17:49
- Re: Gibts das auch in Deutsch.... - Nicole_und_kids 08.12.07, 18:14
- nicole - claudi700 08.12.07, 18:23
- ****Lach mich kaputt*** - cat-cookie 08.12.07, 23:44
- Re: dank dir Claudi.... - Nicole_und_kids 09.12.07, 14:09
- nicole - claudi700 08.12.07, 18:23
- Re: Gibts das auch in Deutsch.... - Nicole_und_kids 08.12.07, 18:14