dee1972
gerade bei fb gesehen: A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a Salesman standing right behind her – Good looking as well. Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods. He politely greets the lady with, ‘Good day, Madam. How may we help You today? Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little ‘incident’, she asks, ‘what is the price of this Lovely bracelet?’ He answers, “Madam – if you farted just looking at it – you’re going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price!”
oweiha
Hättste in der Schule mal lieber aufgepasst, statt nur Schnittchen zu tauschen... 
Ach wirklich. Und warum nennst du dich dann nicht auch Honig58????
Ihr seid doch alle so gemein 
Ich kaufe mir jetzt ein frisches Brötchen für 13 Cent und esse zu Abend!
aber bratenmagarine drauf, sonst wird es zu teuer.
Ach, mit euch über Geschmack zu diskutieren ist doch Perlen vor dir Säue 
ich weine!
wir haben dich doch alle lieb!
