Mein Lieblingsbeitrag zum Thema Religion ;-))

DEN würde ich am liebsten sackkarrenweise in der (katholischen) Kirche verteilen.....

hinsetzen.....und geniessen ;-))


A new young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the
other
monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He
notices,
however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the
original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the abbot to question
this,
pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy,
it
would never be picked up. In fact, that error would be continued in all
of
the subsequent copies. The Abbot says, "We have been copying from the
copies

for centuries, but you make a good point, my son". So, he goes down
into the

dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscript is
held in

a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go
by
and nobody sees the old abbot. Eventually the young monk gets worried
and
goes downstairs to look for him. He sees him banging his head against
the
wall. His forehead is full of blood and bruised and he is crying
uncontrollably. The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong,
father?"
In a choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word is celebrate, not
celibate!"